I want to see the crooks in power…
They have promised all sorts of doles and stuff…
Rs. 10,000/per month to unemployed youth. Maybe I will sign up for that, I’m technically unemployed and if that product of a lucky sperm Rahul Gandhi is a youth leader at 49, I’m definitely an unemployed youth at 38
Like Rahul, India’s next Prime Minister, I too have never really held a real job and am vague about my educational qualifications
Loan waivers for farmers. Technically I am a farmer as I have a farm in my native village where my father was from. At least 20% of “farmers” are like me. Maybe I will take a 2 crore rupees loan ($300,000) and exercise my right as a farmer to get that waived off.
Home loan waiver, perhaps? Another idea for the opposition?
Guaranteed government jobs for jobless people? I should qualify, as I am technically jobless.
LOL…I thought I was going to dread seeing India become a Venezuela, now it’s looks like I’m gonna have fun until the Titanic goes down. When everyone decides to be a crook, when you put crooks in power, then it would be insane not to be a crook yourself.
Well, at least I’m gonna laugh all the way while these people cry, as they are bound to. Let them enjoy their win for now, I’m gonna celebrate with them. The mourning is going to start sooner or later, at what point I’m gonna have fun.