I just received one of those messages which you just know isn’t going to result in anything but a total waste of time.
I have a very interesting proposition for you…
Really? If it’s that interesting, why can’t you spit it out?
I then realized when looking through my email spam folder, that almost all scammers fail for one simple reason. — Basically, they lack imagination.
Why would Natalie Portman be sending me a personal link to a folder of dirty photos? She never accepted mine. Why would the IMF’s Christine Lagard want to deposit a million dollars in my bank account? How did I never realize I have related to the sovereign ruler of a very wealthy African nation, who has now left me a hefty inheritance?
All the scammer pitches I ever recieve are eye-rollingly boring and unbelieveable. In this case, I thought I’d start a game to see who can come up with a pitch which at least is a little bit more original.
I don’t have one myself yet, but don’t let that stop you from going first.
Let the games commence!